Technology and I.

I’m not a “techie”. I don’t like touch screen (I have five toes), shiny lights (I have a disease called photophobia) and the latest technological fashions because I don`t have fashion sense (when I was at high school, my partners called me “strongbox” because they could not find the combination of my clothes).   

Technology and I aren`t a good mix. For example: I can`t wear a watch because I lose it immediately or my body (yes, my body) rejects it and the watch just stop working. The same thing happens with my cell phones. I have had seventeen cell phones. I`m not joking, I really have had seventeen of those unpleasant machines. I'm pretty sure who Motorola and Nokia guys love me. Once in Valparaíso, I was talking and walking when, suddenly, the cell phone began to leak. The battery just imploded.

I have a cell phone now, but I only wear it with hands free to avoid problems. I have a personal computer to. It’s old and his battery died long time ago, I called “The Jar”. I use my cell phone and my PC every days, but I USE MY MACHINES, they don`t use me.